Like once ever four months, usually while I'm trying to write a paper, I stumble upon Shane Dawson and fall in love with him over again. I think most youtube funny people aren't very funny. They're just odd little kids who shouldn't have gotten webcam for their 13th birthday. Or they're like Will Ferrell funny, which is not what I usually go for. Dawson is crude, hilarious, and exactly what I need at this point in the semester when I have 3,000 papers due. I kind of feel like a bad person for liking him so much, but he's funny, and offensive, and I love him.
Seriously, he's super offensive. Don't watch if you think you'll get pissed.
Here are some of my favorite videos of his...
I love this kid's Nicholas Cage face. It made me laugh pretty hysterically.
Killed by Lady Gaga
Just...lol.
Right now the Steeler game is on and I'm yelling and hitting things. I HATE TOM BRADY. I hate the cheating New England Patriots. And they're somehow up 20 points and I want to strangle Ben Roethlisberger and kick Jeff Reed in the teeth. You have no reason not to be spectacular. You are getting paid to do the job you love. Thousands of people adore you. You have no financial woes whatsoever. DO YOUR JOB. OR GIVE ME YOUR PAYCHECK AND I'LL GO SACK TOM BRADY FOR YOU. I'm not kidding. When I have to, I can turn into a blonde fit of fury.
They FINALLY got a touchdown and field goal. I'm still pissed. We're going to mfing lose.
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