Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Weep-fest.

There are some movies that just make me cry every single time I watch them. Namely, Big Fish, Life is Beautiful, The Pianist, Armageddon, Into the Wild, Pan's Labyrinth, 7 Pounds Good Will Hunting, Ghost, American History X and Public Enemies. Anything with Heath Ledger in it has the ability to make me cry, even when he's sadistic as hell as the Joker or when he's cute and funny in 10 Things I hate About You. I think I cried at the end of Troy too, but I've only seen it once so I don't know what specific part.

Sometimes Edward Scissorhands, Lord of the Rings and the newest Harry Potter make me cry. Titanic, Saving Private Ryan and Pearl Harbor if I really sit down and get into the movie. Most movies where Leo DiCaprio dies pretty much make me weep. Sometimes SLC Punk if I'm feeling particularly weepy. These are all spoilers. If you haven't seen the movie DON'T WATCH THE VIDEO:



Big Fish:


Life is Beautiful:
This is one of the greatest movies ever made. If you haven't seen it, do it now.

The story is basically an Jewish Italian father and son are in a concentration camp. The mother was taken to a separate one. The father, to keep the son from being scared of the Nazis and getting killed, tells him that's it's all just a a big game with rules and final prize at the end is a real military tank, because the son has a toy military tank that he always plays with. The movie starts with the way that the main character got his wife to fall in love with him. It's an incredible movie. Complete with heavy weeping.



The Pianist:
Another World War II movie, but this one's main character is a Jewish Polish pianist played by Adrien Brody. It's a really great movie. Pretty much the entire thing is a weep-fest, so here's just a montage to give you an idea:



Armageddon:
Cheezy, sci-fi, but it still makes me cry. I hate you Ben Affleck.



Into the Wild:
Alexander Supertramp/Chris McCandless, I get you, which makes the ending of this movie all the more heartbreaking.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX2QLFatSVA

Starts at 6:24

Pan's Labyrinth:
I hated that she had to die, but this ending was perfect.



Ghost:

I still can't believe that Swayze is dead.


American History X:
AHHHHHH. HUGE WTF MOMENT.



Public Enemies:
In any movie, when Johnny Depp is sad I'm sad and when he dies I die, lol.



SLC Punk:
NOW I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS!


Titanic:
Seriously, if you haven't seen this movie don't talk to me. I can't find the ending on youtube, but you should be familiar. Because I couldn't find the ending to Titanic, here's another Leo DiCaprio ending that makes me cry:


Saving Private Ryan:
I hate you Matt Damon. I'm sensing a pattern with World War II movies on here.



Pearl Harbor:
Can I just say again how much I hate Ben Affleck?! Danny should be alive so he can raise his baby with Evelyn, Affleck and his bad acting should've been killed by the Japanese. Josh Hartnett was ROBBED.



Edward Scissorhands:
No good videos on youtube. Again, you should have seen this already. Poor Johnny Depp. Again.

Lord of the Rings:
How can you NOT cry after you've been with Elijah Wood for three incredible and uber long movies?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q80NHbxj2v8

Harry Potter:
Dear JK Rowling, you are a brilliant and sadistic bitch. I'm probably going to be suicidal by the end of the final movie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTEU9H-zMYM

7 pounds:
No good vids on youtube. It's a really good movie though, and it will make you cry if you have a heart at all. Basically, Will Smith killed seven people in a car accident, so he has to change seven people's lives for the better to make up for it. It's a really good "makes you think" movie.

Good Will Hunting:
The only time I will ever feel for Matt Damon. Again with the damn Ben Affleck in this movie.

It's toward the end of the video...


Honorable mention:
1. Pay It Forward. That Osmond boy is just so damn cute, and the way he dies is so tragic.

2. Powder. He's just so misunderstood. I think anyone could relate to him. Totally, totally underrated.

3. Any scene where and animal dies because I feel for animals more than people. They're all really sad, so I think this is just a category and not a specific movie. Examples; I am Legend, Lion King, Land Before Time, Turner and Hooch.



Now that you're sufficiently suicidal, here's some funnies:

The song starts at 0:54::


Ben Affleck roid rage, a video I watched in my high school health class. You will never watch any of his movies the same again, lol:


I'm going to go watch Rocknrolla now and do homework. Hasta luego/

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