I was going to do a post featuring an open letter to Geno from a hockey puck because he hasn't been scoring lately. But everything I write starts to sound really dirty and I begin to laugh maniacally.
Ahem. Anyway...
So, because I'm taking a class on social media and I think Twitter will be involved, I've been going through my tweets and deleting the stupid ones.
I've decided to post some of the tweets that I came across on my account that I found kinda funny. I included the dates because some of them are necessary.
"Drunken carnivores with explosives." "Just turned 20. Time to start investing in a power chair and a boxed set of Murder She Wrote." Thank you Google. When I type sixties mucis you know I mean sixties music.
I wonder if people who have annoying laughs know that they have annoying laughs."
"How would Alex Mack's powers work if she were standing on top of a Sham-wow?" #SometimesIwonder
"Dear Superbowl commercials, Women can watch and understand football, drink beer and drive fast cars. Thought you should know."
Half-naked picture of Craig Owens in my mailbox. Today was a good day." Jerry Springer in HD. I feel like this should be illegal or something." Free the leash kids!" One of the only constants in life is drunk, obnoxious freshmen."
"I need to add "taking a three hour history class full of freshmen" on my list of poor life choices."
"Declaring war on stinkbugs and laughing at the hover-round commercial."
"Lets go Pens!! Kill those filthy thugs!! ...p.s. Hartnell if you hurt my Letang I will personally rip your face off and wear in on Halloween
"Slowly realizing that a lot of the food I buy is marketed to toddlers."
"For some reason when I picture British people listening to country music, I start to laugh."
"When did Lieutenant Dan start working for Golden Corral?"
"Jeff Reed was cut. No Sheetz is safe. #Steelers"
"If Black Friday was a person, I'd sucker punch them in the face."
"Sarah Palin has still not been eaten by a polar bear #2010disappointments"
"#ThingsSomePeopleDontHave Sense. And so they listen to Nickleback." Sitting at the library doing homework. Listening to kids talk about how cats have super powers."
Also for some reason http://movie-ozone.com has put a link to my blog under "fellow bloggers," so go check them out.
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