IDK

I'm sitting here watching some end of the world show on the History channel while eating oatmeal. I am overhearing my incredibly noisy hamster running on his wheel.

I think I'm going to have to ban myself from the History channel. I'm pretty sure I've been half-watching it for like four hours. Pretty sure because when I turn it on, it sucks me in and I become incredibly sympathetic to weird things....like a Triceratops. Seriously, if I were a dinosaur, that would be it. I also tend to become really paranoid, especially with these end of the world shows. Like, I feel like I should build an underground hideout in the backyard. All things considered, Pennsylvania's a pretty good state to deal with the end of the world in. No ocean, not many tornado and hurricane issues, no fault lines, no volcanoes that I know about.

I find the animations on the History channel of dinosaurs coughing to be incredibly funny.

Apparently Hitler and Napolean were the first two Antichrists and we're waiting on the third to make them-self known. Hitler is such a douchebag.

I want to know where the History channel gets all of their stock videos of riots and and famine and other things. Like, where the hell is this video actually from? Can't they put a little footnote at the bottom of the screen? I want to know.

This post was totally pointless. I'm just stalling from doing the mound of homework I have to get done before Tuesday. Really, I just wanted to talk about the triceratops, which, in a perfect world, would be my preferred means of travel.